netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix)


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NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR


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fartgallery:

To do list:

1. 10pc mcnuggets

2. Large fries

3. Fountain drink 16oz

4. This is actually a receipt from mcdonalds


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originally fartgallery

(Source: staypozitive)


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originally staypozitive

blackfemalepresident:

you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them


inbalanced:

looking for the next target to shit on

inbalanced:

looking for the next target to shit on

(Source: sheepfilms)


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originally sheepfilms

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originally fluerly

m3rbabe:

Basically what you tell anyone the minute they think it is ok to touch you without your consent

(Source: phoebebuffay)


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motiya:

See how chill and non competitive your life gets when you don’t judge other girls in how they dress, do their make up, or how many selfies they take. Take a nap by a window, glow up


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originally motiya

hikari-the-human:

my avocado don’t



(Source: mariaentoinette)


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originally mariaentoinette

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing


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High five my tongue with your tongue

(Source: christianmingle)


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